This is just to piss off my friend ADD and get this published before he can do anything about it. I was at a party the other night and was talking to a bartender/actress named Jen who told me she lived on Studio City, which is near where I live and where ADD lives. So I asked her “What Starbucks do you go to?” and she told me. That’s the kind of small talk you make in bars or at parties these days. It may be because we have a Starbucks every ninety feet here in LA, I don’t know.
It seemed like a legitimate question and it was. She knew what I was talking about, got a kick out of the question, answered it and we moved on to a discussion of Swedish Vodka and low-rise jeans (see, I got that in again. some people said it was dead. not me, dammit!).
Anyway, we are going to have her and her fellow bartender, Jill, in when we cast the next commercial. We are looking for some LA party girls for this Bud spot we are going to do.
I wonder if we will be able to find any? I wonder if they will also all be bartenders whose names start with a “J”. I wonder what Starbucks they go to?