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July 2004

Lazy Saturday

It’s Saturday and I’m sleepy. Just had lunch at Mo’s and I ate too much so now I feel like sleeping. Fortunately, we are going to Starbucks and I will be able to get the much-needed jolt I require to make it through the rest of the day. It’s sad, really, that it has come to this. I go to Starbucks pretty much every day, at least once.

On average, my drink, an iced, grande, soy, two-pump mocha costs about four bucks. So, if I go to get one at least once a day every weekday, that’s 20 bucks a week or 100 bucks a month. That can add up. I never thought that much about it but that’s at least 1200 bucks a year. My car insurance isn’t that much and I live in Los Angeles. Interesting.

I’m sure Starbucks appreciates my business. If I’m a typical patron then It’s no wonder that I see a new Starbucks pop up on almost every corner of any town I visit. I even saw one in India when I was there so how about that? The most blatant was when I was in Vancouver a few years ago and on one corner of a four-way intersection was a Starbucks and on the opposite corner was another one. The best part: they were both packed with people.

Back then, I didn’t understand the need for the fix. I wasn’t a junkie then. I actually don’t think I am addicted now I just like to go and get a drink. It’s more of a social thing much of the time. I go with people and hang out. Or, I take the laptop as I am now and write something in the blog or check e-mail or whatever.

I do have one big problem with Starbucks, though. They charge way to much for internet access. It’s pretty lame, actually. It’s probably T-Mobile’s fault, the bastards. There are places in LA where I can go and get free internet and coffee but I don’t go there. Even though I think the price is a rip-off I still use it, as I am now.

What the hell is wrong with me? To answer that would take way too much time and goes beyond just Starbucks so we will leave the self-analysis for another time. I can hear the collective sigh of relief now.

I think it really comes down to the fact that their are more cute girls at Starbucks. Or, I actually like the coffee. It might be both. It probably is. Plus, they have big chairs so that’s nice too. And, they let you hang out all day for the price of one drink. All that’s great and must be the reasons.

No, it’s probably just the girls.

Later.

It’s Tuesday so that means

It’s the second day of the Democratic National Convention. This is the place where all the major Dems gather to tell us why their ideas are better than the other guys and also where they anoint the team that will make a run for the Presidency. Really, why bother with al of this? We all know who is going to be the Democratic team that is running for President. Does anyone think it will be Al Sharpton or Ralph Nader? Probably not.

Instead, let’s just focus on getting the Kerry/Edwards message out and have them come to the stage and say what they have to say. This whole process could be over in one day instead of four. Do we really need to hear four days of speeches? Although, it was nice to hear from President Carter. He’s still pretty spry for an 80-year-old.

Really though, four days? If it wasn’t for all the bashing of the other guys I might be able to watch more of it. Does anyone really believe that the Democrats are going to do anything other than promote their ideas and say how stupid (not in so many words) the other guys are. I think President Clinton said it best with his “Strength and Wisdom are not mutually exclusive” statement. That was pretty good. Still, four days is quite a bit.

I guess the real problem for me is that they are preaching to the converted or insert colorful metaphor here. I am already going to vote for John Kerry and John Edwards. Done deal. I can’t think of anyone who isn’t except maybe my parents who are old school republicans, much to my disappointment.

I think they vote republican because they have always voted republican not because of the issues, necessarily. Although my parents are pretty smart so I don’t know. We try not to get into very many political discussions. It never goes well.

The good news is that we have the Republican convention to look forward to in a few weeks. Whatever the Democrats say here I’m sure will be expertly countered by the brain-trust that is our current administration. It will probably be something to the tune of “oh yeah, so what” or something equally brilliant.

Sadly, their are still people in this country who love George Bush. I feel for them. I really do. Although, they probably think I’m stupid for voting Democrat. Oh yeah, so what?

Later.

It’s Tuesday so that means

It’s the second day of the Democratic National Convention. This is the place where all the major Dems gather to tell us why their ideas are better than the other guys and also where they anoint the team that will make a run for the Presidency. Really, why bother with al of this? We all know who is going to be the Democratic team that is running for President. Does anyone think it will be Al Sharpton or Ralph Nader? Probably not.

Instead, let’s just focus on getting the Kerry/Edwards message out and have them come to the stage and say what they have to say. This whole process could be over in one day instead of four. Do we really need to hear four days of speeches? Although, it was nice to hear from President Carter. He’s still pretty spry for an 80-year-old.

Really though, four days? If it wasn’t for all the bashing of the other guys I might be able to watch more of it. Does anyone really believe that the Democrats are going to do anything other than promote their ideas and say how stupid (not in so many words) the other guys are. I think President Clinton said it best with his “Strength and Wisdom are not mutually exclusive” statement. That was pretty good. Still, four days is quite a bit.

I guess the real problem for me is that they are preaching to the converted or insert colorful metaphor here. I am already going to vote for John Kerry and John Edwards. Done deal. I can’t think of anyone who isn’t except maybe my parents who are old school republicans, much to my disappointment.

I think they vote republican because they have always voted republican not because of the issues, necessarily. Although my parents are pretty smart so I don’t know. We try not to get into very many political discussions. It never goes well.

The good news is that we have the Republican convention to look forward to in a few weeks. Whatever the Democrats say here I’m sure will be expertly countered by the brain-trust that is our current administration. It will probably be something to the tune of “oh yeah, so what” or something equally brilliant.

Sadly, their are still people in this country who love George Bush. I feel for them. I really do. Although, they probably think I’m stupid for voting Democrat. Oh yeah, so what?

Later.

Saturday Blogging

Recently, I went to a party that was a showcase for emerging commercial directors. Mostly, I went to support my friend Anthony who is an emerging commercial director. What does it mean to be an emerging commercial director you may ask? It means that you have the mad skills but nobody has discovered that yet. At least nobody who will pay you to direct commercials.

So what do emerging commercial directors do to become fully emerged commercial directors? They make spec spots. And lots of them. If you don’t know, a spec spot is a commercial that you, the emerging commercial director, pay for yourself. Using Anthony as an example, he has made several spec spots (with the producing help of your humble writer) and they are proudly displayed at his website, which is here.

Go take a look. They look and sound like real commercials that you can see on your TV every day (unless you are like me and have Tivo and fast-forward through them). The point is that some Ad agency flack might see one of these spec spots and decide that you might have the chops to make real commercials. It’s basically a really expensive job interview that you pay for yourself. That’s why I love showbiz.

On another note, almost done with all the work at Heal the Bay. I think it went pretty well and everyone seems to be happy with the new stuff. So, kudos to me and my guys for making it work. And a special thanks to Peter T. for being a great guy to work with. If he wasn’t so cool, the job would have been much harder.

Oh, I forgot to mention the group that sponsored the emerging commercial director’s coming out party. It a group of people called Group 101 Films that spun off a group called Group 101 Spots (see, it all comes back to spots).

Anyway, you’ll understand better if you just go to the websites. Other than that, gotta go. Mexican food time.

Later.

New Stuff and a bit of a rant

Apple introduced some new iPods the other day. They are really cool and they also dropped the prices which is extra really cool. For all the 411, check this out or this.

I will also be cutting this entry short (I know, I know) as I am in the middle of a big server and client rollout and have been pulling 12 to 14 hour days for the last two weeks. Its really not that bad and I am used to it from my previous experiences in showbiz. So, all in all, good fun.

The great part about what I am doing now is that people are actually happy to have new computers and new servers and for the most part will be happy to see you and grateful for your help. In the other business you get many more giant egos who who feel the need to throw their weight around trying to prove something.

In reality, they are just a bunch of scared babies who would never make it in any other business. Nobody would tolerate their bullshit. Unless they went into politics or something.

Anyway, its nice to work with people who are cool. Oh, I want to mention who we are doing this work for. Its for a great non-profit group here in Santa Monica called Heal the Bay. They do good work and you should go there and give them some money. They can use it.

Later.

Saturday reading fun

Just wanted to point this out for all of my male readers. From the latest issue of Maxim. Take a look.

Ok, we now return you to your Saturday. Have fun with the wife and kids.

Later.

Vacation fun

Even though I won’t be going for a few months I just finalized my trip to Puerto Vallarta. My friend Kris whom I have known forever is getting hitched as this great resort. Take a look at it. Isn’t it nice.

So, I will be spending six days there in October. Before that, its get in shape time. I don’t look too bad but I know I could look much better. So, I will need to crack down and get to work in the next few months. I am considering the famous South Beach Diet. A few years ago I tried Atkins and it seemed to work pretty well. I just don’t think its too good for you to eat meat and cheese all the time.

I have the South Beach Diet book but haven’t had a chance to read it yet. So I don’t really know what the differences are between it and Atkins. I hope to get reading the book next week. In other news:

Apple may stay away from Macworld Expo. Check it out.

Microsoft says Service Pack 2 – the long awaited security update to Windows XP – won’t come out until August. Isn’t that nice. Busy testing it no doubt. We’ll see.

Apple broke 100,000,000 songs sold on its iTunes Music Store at 10:26p Pacific on Sunday night. The 100 millionth customer was Kevin Britten, 20, of Hays, Kansas. He downloaded the 100-millionth song Sunday. It was “Somersault (Dangermouse remix)” by Zero7. Lucky guy. He gets a Powerbook, an iPod, and 10,000 more songs.

Two California citizens are suing Diebold asking for the state’s money back for faulty electronic voting machines. The machines have been barred from future state elections, but there’s some concern about tampering in the spring primary. If they win the suit, the pair stand to collect 30% under California’s whistle blower law.

I am so looking forward to internet voting. I’m sure it will work great. Especially if they put Microsoft in charge. Does it really matter though? The Bush boys will probably try to postpone the election or some other crap anyway. Can they really do that? Does the federal government have the power to postpone or suspend elections? Not in this country. At least I hope not.

I certainly hope someone puts a stop to this bull before its too late. Oh, I have to mention this. The bill which would have added a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage was soundly defeated in the senate. Many republicans even voted against it. What did the President have to say? Check this out.

He’s disappointed. Interesting. You can’t use the constitution as a tool to discriminate against people. That’s not what it is for. He’s disappointed. Well so am I. In him.

Later.

I’m still here

Just to tone it down a little from all the political stuff of late let’s talk about my weekend for a minute. I had a tough weekend with some work stuff but finally was able to get it back on track. Thank you Aaron in Florida for all the good advice. It worked.

One thing to keep in mind as you go about your life: try to avoid using Windows products as much as possible unless you are prepared to deal with the very real possibility of gigantic failure. When it works it works fine. Much like Mac OSX or Linux or whatever. But when it decides to take a dump, it really takes a dump.

Anyone who has ever worked with Windows NT and Exchange 5.5 I’m sure can sympathize. It was a major pain in the ass to get things back on track over the weekend. I spent all day Saturday and Sunday working on it. The funny thing is I know how to do it and have done it before on several occasions. This time, for some reason known only to the computer gods, it just would not work as advertised.

That is one of the things that is most fun about working with computers and tech in general. The chaos factor. Sometimes things just don’t want to work no matter what you try. It’s like they have a mind of their own and that mind is dead set against you. It’s weird and their isn’t much logic to it at all. Even though their should be given that you are dealing with a machine. It’s just ones and zeroes at the core after all.

I used to think it was just a mystery. Some random element perhaps. Now I actually think it serves a purpose. It keeps techs and consultants (like me) in business. It’s like cars. Even the best made cars and the most expensive cars need to be fixed and need new parts. The car companies make more money from parts and service than they make from selling cars. So, what’s their motivation to make better cars? None at all.

Not really a mystery at all it turns out. Just business.

Later.

I’m still here

Just to tone it down a little from all the political stuff of late let’s talk about my weekend for a minute. I had a tough weekend with some work stuff but finally was able to get it back on track. Thank you Aaron in Florida for all the good advice. It worked.

One thing to keep in mind as you go about your life: try to avoid using Windows products as much as possible unless you are prepared to deal with the very real possibility of gigantic failure. When it works it works fine. Much like Mac OSX or Linux or whatever. But when it decides to take a dump, it really takes a dump.

Anyone who has ever worked with Windows NT and Exchange 5.5 I’m sure can sympathize. It was a major pain in the ass to get things back on track over the weekend. I spent all day Saturday and Sunday working on it. The funny thing is I know how to do it and have done it before on several occasions. This time, for some reason known only to the computer gods, it just would not work as advertised.

That is one of the things that is most fun about working with computers and tech in general. The chaos factor. Sometimes things just don’t want to work no matter what you try. It’s like they have a mind of their own and that mind is dead set against you. It’s weird and their isn’t much logic to it at all. Even though their should be given that you are dealing with a machine. It’s just ones and zeroes at the core after all.

I used to think it was just a mystery. Some random element perhaps. Now I actually think it serves a purpose. It keeps techs and consultants (like me) in business. It’s like cars. Even the best made cars and the most expensive cars need to be fixed and need new parts. The car companies make more money from parts and service than they make from selling cars. So, what’s their motivation to make better cars? None at all.

Not really a mystery at all it turns out. Just business.

Later.

More from the “duh” department

CNN.com has this little gem. I know this is long kids but it makes for some interesting reading:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — In a highly critical report issued Friday, the U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee found that the CIA’s prewar estimates of Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction were overstated and unsupported by intelligence.

Committee Chairman Pat Roberts, R-Kansas, told reporters that intelligence used to support the invasion of Iraq was based on assessments that were “unreasonable and largely unsupported by the available intelligence.” The committee’s conclusions are contained in a 511-page report released Friday.

“Before the war, the U.S. intelligence community told the president as well as the Congress and the public that Saddam Hussein had stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons and if left unchecked would probably have a nuclear weapon during this decade,” Roberts said. “Today we know these assessments were wrong.”

Sen. Jay Rockefeller, the leading Democrat on the 18-member panel, said that “bad information” was used to bolster the case for war. “We in Congress would not have authorized that war with 75 votes if we knew what we know now,” the West Virginia Democrat said.

“Leading up to September 11, our government didn’t connect the dots. In Iraq, we are even more culpable because the dots themselves never existed.” Roberts listed several points emphasized in the October 2002 National Intelligence Estimate that were “overstated or “not supported by the raw intelligence reporting.”

Among these were that Iraq was reconstituting its nuclear program, had chemical and biological weapons, and was developing an unmanned aerial vehicle, probably intended to deliver biological warfare agents. He also said the intelligence community failed to “accurately or adequately explain the uncertainties behind the judgments in the October 2002 National Intelligence Estimate to policymakers.”

Rockefeller said that the “intelligence failures” will haunt America’s national security “for generations to come.” “Our credibility is diminished. Our standing in the world has never been lower,” he said. “We have fostered a deep hatred of Americans in the Muslim world, and that will grow. As a direct consequence, our nation is more vulnerable today than ever before.”

The top-ranking members of the Senate committee offered different interpretations on political pressures on the intelligence community. “The committee found no evidence that the intelligence community’s mischaracterization or exaggeration of intelligence on Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction capabilities was the result of politics or pressure,” Roberts said.

But although he approved the report, Rockefeller said it fails to explain fully the pressures on the intelligence community “when the most senior officials in the Bush administration had already forcefully and repeatedly stated their conclusions publicly.”

“It was clear to all of us in this room who were watching that — and to many others — that they had made up their mind that they were going to go to war,” he said. Critics of the war had expressed concerned about visits to the CIA by Vice President Dick Cheney and other officials, but the report said it found no evidence that policymakers asked inappropriate questions of analysts or tried to pressure them into changing their views.

Some GOP lawmakers on the panel successfully blocked Democratic efforts to finish the second part of the report — how the Bush administration used the information from the intelligence community — until after the November elections. Rep. Jane Harman, D-California, said she hoped a similar investigation from the House of Representatives would address some of those issues, adding she was frustrated in her attempts to get the investigation off the ground. “There has not been the cooperation that there apparently has been on the Senate side,” said Harman, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee.

She said she had written to committee Chairman Porter Goss, R-Florida, four times. “And just today we were able to sit down together,” Harman said. Goss, a former CIA agent, has been mentioned as a possible replacement for outgoing CIA Director George Tenet, who was blasted in the Senate report. Tenet has resigned and leaves office Sunday.

“I would hope we could address [the issues] factually and on a bipartisan basis, but at the moment I don’t have a lot of confidence in it,” Harman said. Rockefeller said the administration’s position was that Iraq stockpiled weapons and actively pursued a nuclear weapons program and that it “might use its alliances with terrorist organizations, including al Qaeda, to use these weapons to strike at the United States.” Rockefeller said that “no evidence existed of Iraq’s complicity or assistance in al Qaeda’s terrorist attacks, including 9/11.”

The report said that intelligence analysts were “accurate and not affected by a lack of relevant source or operational detail” in making a connection between Iraq and terrorism — although it did say that contacts between al Qaeda and Iraq in the 1990s “did not add up to an established formal relationship.”

Roberts said President Bush and Congress sent the country to war based on “flawed” information provided by the intelligence community. He said the panel concluded that the intelligence community suffered “from what we call a collective group think, which led analysts and collectors and managers to presume that Iraq had active and growing WMD programs.”

Roberts said this “group think caused the community to interpret ambiguous evidence, such as the procurement of dual-use technology, as conclusive evidence of the existence of WMD programs.” The report criticized the CIA and Defense Intelligence Agency’s Defense Human Intelligence Service for their handling of an informer code-named “Curveball,” noting that the latter “demonstrated serious lapses in handling such an important source.”

Over and over, the report noted, analysts had exaggerated what they knew and left out, glossed over or simply dismissed dissenting views. The report said that the intelligence community eliminated caveats about assessments when it compiled a document hurriedly released to the public in October 2002, thus misrepresenting “their judgments to the public which did not have access to the classified National Intelligence Estimate containing the more carefully worded assessments.”

The National Intelligence Estimate was used to persuade Congress to authorize war, but administration officials for weeks already had been putting out the kind of information found in it. Regarding Secretary of State Colin Powell’s February 2003 speech to the United Nations — in which he presented the U.S. case for war — the report said that much of the information from the CIA “was overstated, misleading or incorrect.”

Roberts said the most troubling finding was the lack of human intelligence in Iraq. “Most alarmingly, after 1998 and the exit of the U.N. inspectors, the CIA had no human intelligence sources inside Iraq who were collecting against the WMD target,” Roberts said.

Intelligence. I love that word. If only our current leaders had any. One more reason to go the other way. I realize that there are a lot of Democrats that worked on this report and its an election year but we never found any WMD’s in Iraq and this goes a long way to explain why we didn’t. Because they were not there.

That “whoosh” sound you hear President Bush is your career going down the toilet. Enjoy your last few months as President while they last.

Later.